Is this website real?

The answer is yes. This is in fact a real website made on the internet.

No, I meant you don’t enjoy fans?

Oh heavens no. Fans have been around since the dawn of recorded history from people trying to cool off to people literally blowing on other people to cool off. Another variation is that people are “fans” by having others adore them and are indeed fanatical about things.

Ok, that sounds like two different things entirely?

Does it? When you think about it people that are fans of someone’s work and could be in fact blowing them with whatever wind you may choose at that point from items to actions. In reality they don’t need to be admired for doing a job that they are getting paid to do.

So what is the purpose of this site?

Great question. The purpose of this site is in fact multipurposed. To help people get rid of their public and fans and help them disappear into obscurity and slink into the shadows without actually doing any real damage or issues. That and of course no fans.